This one time at Writer's Camp…
Buy My Book and God Will Save A Kitten!
This has made me all ticklish and excited. My only problem? Why doesn’t Amazon have it for sale yet if B&N does? Bad Amazon, no cookies for you.
Oh, and it’s still for sale as an e-book here. The complete book. It’s what the Pope would read if he spoke fluent Americanized English and had an interest in video gaming. I should know, I used to be Catholic.
Honest. Would I ever lie about the Pope?