June 30, 2011

A Letter to Larry

Dear Larry,

You failed to invite me to beta test your new phone way back when. I was forgiving.

You failed to invite me to beta test your cloud computer, the CR-48. I was forgiving.

However, you failed to invite me to beta test your Google+ social network site. I am not forgiving.

Please rectify. You will find all the appropriate documents you are looking for under a bench in Palo Alto, marked “Discretionary funds”, as well as a small, generous “donation” to your global domination cause.

Sincerely,

Evil World Overlord-in-training

P.S. I’m tired of reading about how John Scalzi gets all the cool sh*t all the time. Hook a brother up, man.

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About Jason Cordova

Born in Orange, California, author Jason Cordova has written books ranging from the fantastical realms of fantasy to the militaristic side of science fiction. His latest should be out soon. Really. You should probably buy it. Check Amazon. Demand it at your local store. Pay for his kitten kibble.

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