Back In A Bit

Dear work,

If you call me before Christmas, I will not answer my phone. You will instead be directed to a voice answering service run by Vince Offer, the ShamWow! guy, who will then proceed to banter and berate you into buying some steak knives to stab your phones with for calling me.

Much love,


P.S. See the rest of you after Christmas.

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