So I went to see Iron Man 3 today and… well, it took me for a pleasant ride.

Ben Kingsley, for the record, is one amazing actor. I mean, completely amazing. I had the villain all figured out, but then the entire twist hit me sideways and I can say I didn’t see it coming. Now, I knew there would be a twist — it’s a Marvel movie, come on. But still, I didn’t see what they pulled coming.

And to those chuckleheads who left before the end of the credits: Ha!

Okay, wrapping up Hill 142. Gotta get this one out before I can put together a business proposal.