I should have taken the time to write up something about how great our country is despite all our differences with one another but… eh. On the plus side, I got to use the title “Quit Dicking Around” over at the Mad Genius Club today, so that was cool.

Great news for all you procrastinators — Murder World: Kaiju Dawn will be on sale for $0.99 starting tomorrow sometime (the publisher is from New Zealand, so it might not occur at the stroke of midnight). Tell your friends, sell your kids, whatever it takes (well, just kidding about that part… your friends should already know).

Happy Birthday America!