Delicate Stuff


For those of you wondering, I didn't receive an invitation to the wedding of Prince William and Kate Middleton. I'm not terribly shocked, given the damning severity of the now-infamous Cordova/Windsor sushi incident of 2004. Such is life, I suppose. I guess I'll wish them both a happy future and to beware of Parisian tunnels. … Continue reading Delicate Stuff

Chili Metaphor


I love when people use cooking analogies to describe writing. Some talk about how their writing is oftentimes classified as the "veggies" part of the meal: something you know is good for you but usually looks unappealing at first glance. Others talk about how their story is the "meat" to everyone else's potatoes -- unless … Continue reading Chili Metaphor

Sending You Off


I used up all my stuff yesterday so today I'll send you over to Sarah Hoyt and the "wall". She has some good stuff and you should go through her archives when you get the chance. I do it on occasion. Yeah, I got nothin'. Have a good day.

Voices Again


I don't like audio books. Don't get me wrong, I like the concept of them. Having someone read to you is comforting and, for you regular people, often brings back fond childhood memories. But the execution of an audio book? Having some kindly, gentle voice reading to me and suddenly saying "'Sh*t', the officer said … Continue reading Voices Again

Curmudgeon!


I'm in a foul mood this morning. Last night, a school under investigation for alleged recruitment violations won the national basketball championship. Never mind the fact, apparently, that this championship is probably going to be stripped and vacated. Never mind the school that got beat was (so far as one can tell) following the rules … Continue reading Curmudgeon!

PSA 1293


So my publisher recently sent out an email to all of us authors asking for help in promoting a few books that have been priced at $0.99 over at Amazon's Kindle section. I wandered over there to see which books had been used and saw: Mazurka by Aaron Paul Lazar Doggie Biscuit! by Darrell Bain … Continue reading PSA 1293

Buzzwordiness


Thought I was done with all my work today before I realized I hadn't updated here. Ah, the life of a writer who also runs five websites for friends (for free, I'll add). Gotta admit, finding work is hard today. So the Sarasota Herald-Tribune, who is seeking a very odd individual to be an investigative … Continue reading Buzzwordiness